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Bitch.
Jerk.
I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath DO YOUR RESEARCH! I'm Kristina. I love to draw and paint; I'm not exactly the best at it but, I do try so do not judge me! I Live in Alaska. Yes, I do ride my polar bear to school and yes, my igloo has Internet. If there is anything else you'd want to know my ask box is open feel free I don't bite.
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wallylock:

offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

"i’m no artist but you get the idea"

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

Fan fiction with fluff: Read in the corner of your bed with all the lights off at midnight while you giggle and blush
Fan fiction with smut: Read in very public places or with family with a perfectly straight face
fini-mun:

Dude check out this shark

fini-mun:

Dude check out this shark

just-a-regular-rocky-horror-fan:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Behind the Scenes Shots

SMALL HIATUS THIS WEEKEND

Going camping with my bitch

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

blurrypicturesofolaf:

fixitfelixjnr:

father no

the weakest are fed to fuel the strong

blurrypicturesofolaf:

fixitfelixjnr:

father no

the weakest are fed to fuel the strong