zeldathemes
Bitch.
Jerk.
I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath DO YOUR RESEARCH! I'm Kristina. I love to draw and paint; I'm not exactly the best at it but, I do try so do not judge me! I Live in Alaska. Yes, I do ride my polar bear to school and yes, my igloo has Internet. If there is anything else you'd want to know my ask box is open feel free I don't bite.
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farlanchurchs:

i don’t know rei, episode 5 gave us a pretty good idea

Me: *points to favorite band member*
Me: That's my idiot

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

captainarnerica:

verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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omfg

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

trappedbones:

my anxiety gets 700% worse when someone says “can i talk to you”

Inspired by (xPart 1 of ?

davekat:

pokemon1208:

So I was wondering if anyone else was aware of this but if you hold           ”Z” + “C” this comes up so you can literally post something while you’re in the middle of your dash and you won’t have to open a new tab or go back to the top.
((credit goes to the 3 year old who thought it would be funny to hit my keyboard while she was watching me scroll through tumblr))
((update: I made the mistake of telling her about this post and now she thinks she’s famous and randomly comes up and hits the key board whenever she’s over))

and for macs its option & c !

davekat:

pokemon1208:

So I was wondering if anyone else was aware of this but if you hold           ”Z” + “C” this comes up so you can literally post something while you’re in the middle of your dash and you won’t have to open a new tab or go back to the top.

((credit goes to the 3 year old who thought it would be funny to hit my keyboard while she was watching me scroll through tumblr))

((update: I made the mistake of telling her about this post and now she thinks she’s famous and randomly comes up and hits the key board whenever she’s over))

and for macs its option & c !

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”